Sometimes I wish I had a little processing circle or loading bar. It could appear on my chest or above my head when I’m thinking. That way when people see me sitting there all quietly staring off into space they won’t be like :Oh what’s wrong?” they will already know that I’m processing something and maybe they will leave me alone. But in all actuality they would do what most people do at that time and press the ENTER button 1000 times.

Some people type like they were in some kind of tragic accident with a banana and a blender. I am going to push for legislation against blenders. .. all those horrid posts and tweets will be avenged! !